In the Cracked.com comments section, I never look at the name of the commenters, just at their teeeeny little profile pictures that have speech bubbles coming out of them, as if the profile picture is a cartoon character leaving their comment for them. Which is probably why I just cracked up when I read a particularly douchetastic comment, looked ( Read more... )

Buffy knows just what to do with Edward Cullen:



I laughed, I cried, I felt vindicated...

During the course of our weekend together,holliegolitelie  and I turned to the serious topic of our futures. What would we do with ourselves? Where would we live? What sort of people would we be?

To answer these questions, we turned to MASH and Stephenie Meyer.

( The narrative version... )

In my epic dream last night about skiing, family tension, becoming a vampiresque creature after literally being infected by shadow, working as a chef in a Chinese restaurant, learning circus acts, and playing sports with Aaron Walker, there was one glowing moment ( Read more... )

So, yesterday, I had a paper due that I just wasn't making any progress on. So, do you know what I did, children? If your answer is "arranged a meeting with your professor, finished writing your French paper, and then got four of your closest friends together for a ten o'clock screening of TWILIGHT," you would be remarkably accurate ( Read more... )

I packed in about fifteen minutes tonight so that I could estimate the weights of the boxes I want picked up by FedEx tomorrow. I need to stop for packing tape before work, and hope that FedEx listens to me about not coming 'til 7:30 PM. Do I need packing slips? Is it enough that I filled it out online? *headdesk*

P.S. The plot started in ( Read more... )

My sister got the Twilight series for her thirteenth birthday (and I'm afraid I've been a bit of a douche about it, oops), and so I decided I need to read them because it's gauche to mock books you haven't read. Not that that stops me, but.

( Liveblogging Twilight, further updates when I land in New York tonight. )

Things I am thankful for:

1) Mashed potatoes.
2) Cornbread.
3) Pie.
4) Frozen yogurt.
5) Enchanted. (OMG SO CUTE MY GOD.)
6) Friends and New York tomorrow.
7) Vacations. With FAMILY.
8) REO Speedwagon's "Can't Fight That Feeling", if only because it came on my random and made me think, "I like that song so much better when Jensen Ackles sings it ( Read more... )

I promised my little sister I'd watch Road to El Dorado with her and her friends at her birthday party, and I always enjoy being the cool older kid, but... suddenly the idea of watching that movie with a bunch of twelve-year-olds and not being able to make a SINGLE gay joke just depressed me ( Read more... )

I can't believe I read this High School Musical shit ( Read more... )